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Presenting Erykah Badu and her thoughts…

any day now my new proje?ct arriv?es . nope - not new amery?kah pt 2 but new baby !! (?shout? out to mothe?rs to be ) i can hardl?y move my hips are sooo stiff? …( i look like a duck w/ long legs)? meanw?hile im still? worki?ng away on pt 2 . ( mind blowi?n)? later? than i antic?ipate?d , howev?er , but frsh all the same . these? days i live in headp?hones? while? poppi?n b vitam?ins and rubbi?ng my belly? down with shae butte?r ( plump? and ripe)? . im a damne?d perfe?ction?ist and my metho?d is kinda? weird? s0 the lable? just throw?s their? hands? up at me and banks? on somet?hin else lol. ( peace? to sylvi?a rhone? ). so any way , im back in the badud?io , ill pause? for my home birth? which? is just in the next room so i promi?se it wont take too long . lol. (?valer?ian and chamo?mile are my best frien?ds ) been spend?ing my days on twitt?er throw?ing out rando?m thoug?hts as FATBE?LLYBE?LLA.? plent?y of twitt?y milk to go round? … i give thank?s today? for your love , energ?y , respe?ct and feedb?ack . on behal?f of my entir?e famil?y from Edith? funke?r , nedda? stell?a ( band)?,? soul quari?ans ,jay troni?c,? contr?olfre?aq recor?ds , canab?inoid?s,? b.?l.?i.?n.?d.? , THE scien?tists? ,and of cours?e NAYRO?CK “?HAPPY? NEW YOU .” IF YOU BELIE?VE IT IT’S YOURS? . TRUST? . all my love , ebi breez?y aka fat belly? bella? aka loret?ta brown? aka analo?gue girl aka annie? aka manue?la mexic?o aka badui?zm pka e. badu.?.?.?.?.? love and light? !?!?!?!?!?!

What the hell, Erykah?  Badudio?  SMH.  And when you’re done having this baby, lay off the “D” for a bit.  Have a period, why don’t cha?

A couple more including the new “baby daddy” below.

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