In the Land of Stilettos, dahlings, is there any reason for any self-respecting star (or, uh, attention-grubbing socialite) to have their feet swallowed viciously by their pant legs? It’s such an odd phenomenon, and I find it quite unsettling. Remember when the same thing happened to J. Lo and we were all left wondering if there was a Foot Bandit on the loose in Tinseltown? Disturbing.

Somebody explain this epidemic to me s’il vous plait, because I’m just not getting it. Even after the multitude of Sangrias I’ve just knocked down…and those little beauties are usually like magic. *Sigh.*

Psssst: Since Kim’s not using her shoes anymore, who’d like to head to Casa Kardashian and swipe them for me? I’ll give you a cookie…

Tags: Actors, Actresses, Fashion Miss, Hollywood Damsels, Hollywood Hotties

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